Abel is stressed -- no i lie.

I recently saw this on Marianne's blog.
The most dangerous of all men are those that believe their own lies.some say that over time the truth comes out. that depends on the skill and intelligence of the liar.the fortitude it takes to continue a lie is enormously taxing and emotionally draining. it can sap you of all emotional enjoyment. it is consuming to maintain it. lying is the human addiction to self aggrandisement and the paranoia of being exposed as fraudulent.there is the error of omission and the error of commission. the first purposeful and left out with purposeful forethought. beware of the "error" of omission.
Yes she was mad about someone/something but having read it, i couldnt help myself. I had to comment. The following passage would probably make her post something on insensitivity next which will be a thinly veiled attack on me. So i hearby apologise first. As a form of apology i will post the remainder of this in her favourite colour orange.
Thats why its best to never say anything truthful. So that when everything you say is a lie people cannot say you are lying because they cannot compare it with anything that you said before which turned out to be true.
'The most dangerous of all men are those that believe their own lies' --False, The most dangerous of all men are those that believe their own lice.
'some say that over time the truth comes out. that depends on the skill and intelligence of the liar'. False again, The truth only comes out when the person being lied to, finds out. When they suspect something is up, it is then best to change the lie totally.Disguise the new lie with rhyming words for added confusion factor that makes a lie cool and un-vulnerable to being found out. E.g. "I never said i had that book, i said i will take a look!"
'the fortitude it takes to continue a lie is enormously taxing and emotionally draining. it can sap you of all emotional enjoyment. it is consuming to maintain it'. False too, embellishing sentences with highfalutin phrases makes sentences grandoise and charming. This can be extremely enjoyable. Politicians do it all the time, and its not considered lying. Remember what your parents said, practice makes perfect! So lie through your teeth, and in your sleep, and it wont be taxing no more!
'lying is the human addiction to self aggrandisement and the paranoia of being exposed as fraudulent'. Nonsense! Do not believe all this Freudian hearsay; lying is actually the evolutionary adaptation men developed to cope with their wives.
'there is the error of omission and the error of commission. the first purposeful and left out with purposeful forethought. beware of the "error" of omission'. Dont believe this weak argument. Everyone knows the fact about the error of permission: this means that everyone is permitted to err on the safe side, which usually involves lying. Also, the error of remission: this states that lying is pardonable as long as you lie with a truthful face.

Un-jumble the letters

od uoy wonk taht siht si a etsaw fo emit?
tahw fi enoemos dluoc yllaer klat ekil siht?
sdnuos rehtar ragluv tnod uoy kniht?
era uoy gnitteg a ehcadaeh tey?
I ma.
I epoh uoy teg ti won.
si ereht hcus a dorw sa noitasilanoitutitsin?
evig flesruoy a tap no eht kcab fi uoy tog taht.

7 random green bottles sitting on the wall.

Unbelievably my gf tagged me.

1. I saw a pink unicorn outside my house when i was young (5 yrs). When i told my parents to come look, they were too snail-paced and it (pinky) ran away. Because no one believed me up till now it has had a profound impact on my life and mental development. This is why i am usually disturbed and frequently deranged.

2. I do not find it hard to be random in thought and speech most of the time. Unless i am asked to write 7 random stuff/things about myself. My whole world is a randomized chaos that putting structure to randomness goes against the very grain of my being.

7. I am listing random facts of myself in non-numerical order. This is because stating random traits of onself in strict chronological order appears too much like an irony to me.

4. Whenever someone says the word "oxymoron", the first thing that pops in my mind is natural makeup. This might or might not be because "oxy" is a brand of pimple cream. The next thing that pops into my head is "this guy (the person i am having the conversation with) is a moron". This has nothing to do with the fact of whether that person is really stupid or not. It might however be related to whether the person has pimples.

6. I like the word "Nincompoop". People that study Freud would think that i like this word because i am fixated in the anal stage of development. They would be completely erroneous. I am fixated in the oral stage.

3. People that think psychology is all about Freud and sex are nincompoops and morons.

5. I know what the world's largest rodent is (George Bush). And i also know how to spell die-ria. And stop thinking of a pink unicorn you nincompoop. People might think you are crazy. Trust me.

Born

Secret fears, the supernatural
Thank God for this new laughter
Thank God the joke's on me

We've seen the landfill rainbow
We've seen the junkyard of love
Baby it's no place for you and me

I was born to laugh
I learned to laugh through my tears
I was born to love
I'm gonna learn to love without fear

'Born' by Over the Rhine

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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world Bluebear didn't exist.

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Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful Abel Oh.

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Warning: it takes Spurs fan to understand

For the upcoming season that is (Thank God) starting in 2 weeks. I have to predict, with a lot of trepidation in my heart that Spurs will finish 5th. Although i still do not agree with our new signings because i seriously feel they will mainly warm the bench, here is my reason why. I saw this post on a forum today.
" Ive sussed Jols tactics to break in to the top 4 next season. To keep the fans & the squad happy The formation is going to be 1:4:10:4 10 midfielders Tainio will do the tackling he will give the ball to Zakora who will run a lot with the ball He looks for the Prince but he's too busy rapping about bel air so he passes the ball to Taraabt on the left he steps over twenty times and then passes the ball with the outside of his foot to Malbranque on the right he cuts inside & passes the ball to Berbatov who jinks it to Keane, Keane turns his marker and shoots, his shot is blocked the ball ricochets to the left corner. Bent picks up the loose ball and goes round a defender & lays back to Taraabt. Taraabat lays off to Defoe. Defoe unleashes a thunderbolt that rebounds off the cross bar to Lennon. He beats two men and crosses the ball. The cross is week is hoofed out. Jenas picks it up but loses it. The ball is deflected to Huddlestone.He splits the defense and picks out Berby who picks out Bent who shoots! there is a deflection and Jenas who has run 30 yards taps in. Spurs play this system we are warned by the Premier League but we ignore the rules because it is reported Richard Scudmore has said the only way Spurs will finish above Arsenal is if we field 25 players. We assume we have licence to do so. We score 411 goals. 50 Each for Bent/ Berby Keane & Defoe 9 from Jenas and 3 own goals We let in 325 we beat Arsenal on goal difference by one goal. The Premier League fine us ¿10 million for fielding inelligible players but we are not docked any points. Arsenal appeal the fine is refunded and Arsenal are fined 20 million for bringing the game into disrepute and ruining grass roots football.

Abel: Ah, now you know why I am nuts. All Spurs fans are. We get tortured too much in our lives. Which make us ideal boyfriend material. Patient and delusional.