Warning: it takes Spurs fan to understand
For the upcoming season that is (Thank God) starting in 2 weeks. I have to predict, with a lot of trepidation in my heart that Spurs will finish 5th. Although i still do not agree with our new signings because i seriously feel they will mainly warm the bench, here is my reason why. I saw this post on a forum today.
" Ive sussed Jols tactics to break in to the top 4 next season. To keep the fans & the squad happy The formation is going to be 1:4:10:4 10 midfielders Tainio will do the tackling he will give the ball to Zakora who will run a lot with the ball He looks for the Prince but he's too busy rapping about bel air so he passes the ball to Taraabt on the left he steps over twenty times and then passes the ball with the outside of his foot to Malbranque on the right he cuts inside & passes the ball to Berbatov who jinks it to Keane, Keane turns his marker and shoots, his shot is blocked the ball ricochets to the left corner. Bent picks up the loose ball and goes round a defender & lays back to Taraabt. Taraabat lays off to Defoe. Defoe unleashes a thunderbolt that rebounds off the cross bar to Lennon. He beats two men and crosses the ball. The cross is week is hoofed out. Jenas picks it up but loses it. The ball is deflected to Huddlestone.He splits the defense and picks out Berby who picks out Bent who shoots! there is a deflection and Jenas who has run 30 yards taps in. Spurs play this system we are warned by the Premier League but we ignore the rules because it is reported Richard Scudmore has said the only way Spurs will finish above Arsenal is if we field 25 players. We assume we have licence to do so. We score 411 goals. 50 Each for Bent/ Berby Keane & Defoe 9 from Jenas and 3 own goals We let in 325 we beat Arsenal on goal difference by one goal. The Premier League fine us ¿10 million for fielding inelligible players but we are not docked any points. Arsenal appeal the fine is refunded and Arsenal are fined 20 million for bringing the game into disrepute and ruining grass roots football.
Abel: Ah, now you know why I am nuts. All Spurs fans are. We get tortured too much in our lives. Which make us ideal boyfriend material. Patient and delusional.
" Ive sussed Jols tactics to break in to the top 4 next season. To keep the fans & the squad happy The formation is going to be 1:4:10:4 10 midfielders Tainio will do the tackling he will give the ball to Zakora who will run a lot with the ball He looks for the Prince but he's too busy rapping about bel air so he passes the ball to Taraabt on the left he steps over twenty times and then passes the ball with the outside of his foot to Malbranque on the right he cuts inside & passes the ball to Berbatov who jinks it to Keane, Keane turns his marker and shoots, his shot is blocked the ball ricochets to the left corner. Bent picks up the loose ball and goes round a defender & lays back to Taraabt. Taraabat lays off to Defoe. Defoe unleashes a thunderbolt that rebounds off the cross bar to Lennon. He beats two men and crosses the ball. The cross is week is hoofed out. Jenas picks it up but loses it. The ball is deflected to Huddlestone.He splits the defense and picks out Berby who picks out Bent who shoots! there is a deflection and Jenas who has run 30 yards taps in. Spurs play this system we are warned by the Premier League but we ignore the rules because it is reported Richard Scudmore has said the only way Spurs will finish above Arsenal is if we field 25 players. We assume we have licence to do so. We score 411 goals. 50 Each for Bent/ Berby Keane & Defoe 9 from Jenas and 3 own goals We let in 325 we beat Arsenal on goal difference by one goal. The Premier League fine us ¿10 million for fielding inelligible players but we are not docked any points. Arsenal appeal the fine is refunded and Arsenal are fined 20 million for bringing the game into disrepute and ruining grass roots football.
Abel: Ah, now you know why I am nuts. All Spurs fans are. We get tortured too much in our lives. Which make us ideal boyfriend material. Patient and delusional.
posted by efarmer at 4:53:00 PM
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