What not to wear.

Now then, i do not proclaim to be an expert on clothing unlike those queer guys or the 2 women, i only can remember one name cos Trini sounds like a cereal. However, as i was making my way back on the MRT today i read this on a girl's t-shirt. In big silver font: I am what i wear. Which the cynical me immediately without hesitation thought: then you arnt much. I am sure the rest of you can come up with other snide remarks. Yes i am an evil person, it took you so long to realise? Frankly i dont really mind if anyone has poor fashion sense, cos i do myself. But if you are going to put words on your clothing, it better not be something like "I am the son of the Devil".
Colour and patterns are generally relative. Most of the time people who thinks a certain look is ugly will probably be wearing something that others might not agree with as well. Lets call this neutral relative. I bet fashion designers disagree all the time on such things. Who sets new fashion anyway? Someone with an repulsive idea comes out and a bunch of people like it, thus influencing what once may be considered ugly to become palatable?
Words however, are usually provocative. And thats when we get to comment on anything we like. Stuff like "I am with stupid -----> " (pointing to the person beside) or "Bomb technician, if you see me run, keep up!" I guess you could say those are lame but acceptable? But "I am what i wear?" Whats that silly arrogance supposed to mean? You mean you are a rag?