I love psychology that doesnt help people.
Psychologist's Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5, and 6.
If you paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so that we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesnt matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5, and 6.
If you paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so that we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesnt matter which number you press. No one will answer.
posted by efarmer at 11:01:00 AM
3 Comments:
Did you come out with that or did I read it from somewhere before? What nonsense, of course I would have known if I have read it before. Ok I did.
I'm a bit slow but the 'Abel is stressed -- no i lie' entry was damn good lah.
Yes this is taken from somewhere. At the honours conference they printed some jokes on the front of the handbook. Thats where i copied it from for the purposes of this post. Apologies for not stating that and being liable to copyright infringement.
More like plagiarism. then u cant graduate. haha.
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