Friday, December 24, 2004

Spam is a can food

I strangely received this mail that indicated [spam] but still went into my inbox. Its rather interesting really. I wonder if its some experiment on greed. Just hopefully not a virus.

FROM: MR. Ahmed KhaziAUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT.INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA.OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO DIRECT TEL.00226 76-53-32-74
Dear Friend , (TOP SECRET)
I am Mr.(Ahmed Khazi) the director in charge of auditing and accountingsection of International Bank of Africa Ouagadougou Burkina-faso in WestAfrica with due respect and regard. I have decided to contact you on a businesstransaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of thetransaction.During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my department came acrossa very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who died on 31stOctober 1999 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in his accountwith this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either fromhis family or relation before our discovery to this development.Although personally, I keep this information secret within myself and partnersto enable the whole plans and idea be Profitable and successful during thetime of execution. The said amount was U.S $15M (fifteenmillion United Statesdollars). As it may interest you to know, I got your impressive informationthrough the Bukinab chamber of commerce on foreign business relations herein Ouaga. Burkina-faso.Meanwhile all the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the bonafidenext of kin to the deceased, get the required approval and transfer thismoney to a foreign account has been put in place and directives and neededinformation will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interestand willingness to assist us and also benefit your self to this great businessopportunity.In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position inthis country as a civil servant(A Banker),we are not allowed to operatea foreign account and would eventually raise an eye brow on my side duringthe time of transfer because I work in this bank.This is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow whowill forward claims as the next of kin with affidavit of trust of oath tothe Bank and also present a foreign account where he will need the moneyto be re-transferred into on his request as it may be after due verificationand clarification by the correspondent branch of the bank where the wholemoney will be remitted from to your own designation bank account. I willnot fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free. On smoothconclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of the totalsum as gratification, while 5% will be set aside to take care of expensesthat may arise during the time of transfer and also telephone bills, while65% will be for me.Please, you have been adviced to keep "top secret" as I am still in serviceand intend to retire from service after we conclude this deal with you.Iwill be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank until you confirmthe money in your account and ask me to come down to your country for subsequentsharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and furtherinvestment, either in your country or any country you advice us to investin. All other necessary vital information will be sent to you when I hear from you.Please Kindley send your respond here/ahmed_khazi01@post.czYours faithfully,Mr.AHMED

Ah yes, everyone is a friend when it comes to 15 million dollars. Burkina Faso? This guy should write novels man, not spam mail. Merry Christmas everyone, hope money falls on your lap this festive season. But even if it doesnt, may God grant you peace, happiness and satisfaction in the things that you already have.

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