Where's the Colour in my world?

Where's the colour in my words? The colour button is gone! Anyone know how to retrieve it?
Talking about colour, do you realise that young ppl these days love to colour their hair. Now there is even like orange and blonde mix. Wonder how long it will be before the in-thing is something like lime green and purple mixture. Imagine all the teenagers with red and white hair and the 70 and aboves having gold and silver. Colour coding for generations. Dummies guide to Dying your hair is on the cards -- i can so feel it.
Fact: I have died my hair before. Fiction: The colour i died my hair was pink. Fact: It was pink and dark blue. Fiction: The Factual statement before this one. Fact: I could have died having died my hair. Fiction: My dad is quite alright with me dying my hair.
If that was confusing then maybe telling you about my hair cutting experience just now is not. Basically she just snipped off almost everything. I think the only criteria they have for cutting hair here is "Make it look like a hedgehog". All barbers here seem to cut the same style. Its truly quite amazing how everyone just gets this square-top look.