Warning: Do not set on fire.
Inspired by a post by Marianne, which was on Labels. Since 'labels' has my name in it.. Lets apply one to me.
Abel's Care Instructions.
1. Warm Hand Wash
2. Rinse Well
3. Squeeze Gently
4. Dry Flat in Sunlight
5. Plump Up Regularly
6. Do Not Dry Clean
This was taken from my pillow which to me just doesnt make any sense! Squeeze a pillow gently? What does putting my heavy head on it entail then? Dry Flat? Whats that? Do not dry the pillow in sunlight diagonally?
Abel's Care Instructions.
1. Warm Hand Wash
2. Rinse Well
3. Squeeze Gently
4. Dry Flat in Sunlight
5. Plump Up Regularly
6. Do Not Dry Clean
This was taken from my pillow which to me just doesnt make any sense! Squeeze a pillow gently? What does putting my heavy head on it entail then? Dry Flat? Whats that? Do not dry the pillow in sunlight diagonally?
7 Comments:
I can see that Instruction 5 has been followed religiously. Thank you entertainment booklet.
HAHA.. actually i didnt think of it that way until you mentioned it.
The problem is that you don't think. Was that mean enough? I have big shoes to fill when you're gone.
When you're gone, the pieces of my heart is/are missing you!! HAHAH. i still have no idea why you gave me that stupid song.
HAHA, eh how come ur pillow got so many instructions one.?! the place where you lay ur head to rest every night shld be less confusing then this lah!
coz u are a avril fan what u sissy.
No!! i am so not a fan of vampires.
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