Holloween is scary because of the sweets.

I noticed that teamtalk.com ,a soccer based website; were doing a holloween themed day of posts. I thought it was quite hilarious because at least it showed they were having fun on their job.
Heres the titles that were meant to reflect the day of monsters. What i really dont understand is why kids dress up as werewolves or frankenstein's monster or skeletons on this day. Kids are scarier just the way they are.
1. Black Cats (Soccer Club nickname) failed to cast Bobo (player nickname) spell.
2. Kanoute's (Player name) not bewitched by Spurs (Club short-name).
3. Lee's (player) high spirits (drinking incident actually) could be costly.
4. Lennon's future in the melting pot.
5. O'Neill (manager name) snub still haunts Risdale (Club owner).
6. Takeover just the trick for Town (club nickname).
7. Fergie geared up for Emirates (Club: Arsenal's stadium) treat.
8. Barca (club nickname) bat of Ronaldinho (player) talk.
9. Miller (player) may ghost into Rams (Club Nickname) squad.