Irritating soccer team
Forward 1 -- Dbjrill Cisse: if its not for the difficulty in spelling his name its the constantly changing UGLY hairstyles and the diff coloured boots for each foot. Super Poser!
Forward 2 -- Didier Drogba: Just a general aura of arrogance and low EQ. Last year he celebrated winning the title by running off the pitch and coming back with his watch on. Also did many stupid gliding on the grass dives after that.
Midfield centre -- Noh Alam Shah: Give Singapore some credit. Stupid bruiser that is always scolding something.
Midfield centre -- Deco: So over-rated and really only good at diving.
Midfield right -- David Beckham : because tattoos are more important than his crossing of the ball.
Midfield Left -- Robbie Slater: Played for West Ham and Blackburn's title winning winger. Not a bad player but somehow decided that he had the cut to make it as an Australian soccer commentator.
Defence centre: Lim Tong Hai -- Tall, but thats about it. Everytime he played for Singapore, commentators would proclaim "Tong Hai gives the backline some height.. (but actually he is not any good at playing soccer)" Brackets are usually what they meant to say but did not dare to.
Defence centre: Jean-Alain Boumsong: Shouldnt blame him for just basically being poor, but he gets into this squad for wasting 8.5 million dollars; besides, making gross blunders every game is just irritating.
Defence Right: Gary Neville -- the jian boy as we call him. England International who doesnt have much speed nor skill. How he defends? Watch carefully next time.
Defence Left: Roberto Carlos -- Defending through pure speed only. And always wants to take free kicks when he only has one 'blast it straight at the wall' technique.
Goalkeeper: Jens Lehmann -- Super loudmouth that invented the stupid "dont pick the ball up" tactic to waste time. Always trying to con the ref that the strikers foul him as well.
Manager: Graeme Souness -- Self-proclaimed disciplinarian but his tactics are laughable.
Style of Play: Bolton -- Hey boys! Lets just pump it in and play pin ball with our heads.
Forward 2 -- Didier Drogba: Just a general aura of arrogance and low EQ. Last year he celebrated winning the title by running off the pitch and coming back with his watch on. Also did many stupid gliding on the grass dives after that.
Midfield centre -- Noh Alam Shah: Give Singapore some credit. Stupid bruiser that is always scolding something.
Midfield centre -- Deco: So over-rated and really only good at diving.
Midfield right -- David Beckham : because tattoos are more important than his crossing of the ball.
Midfield Left -- Robbie Slater: Played for West Ham and Blackburn's title winning winger. Not a bad player but somehow decided that he had the cut to make it as an Australian soccer commentator.
Defence centre: Lim Tong Hai -- Tall, but thats about it. Everytime he played for Singapore, commentators would proclaim "Tong Hai gives the backline some height.. (but actually he is not any good at playing soccer)" Brackets are usually what they meant to say but did not dare to.
Defence centre: Jean-Alain Boumsong: Shouldnt blame him for just basically being poor, but he gets into this squad for wasting 8.5 million dollars; besides, making gross blunders every game is just irritating.
Defence Right: Gary Neville -- the jian boy as we call him. England International who doesnt have much speed nor skill. How he defends? Watch carefully next time.
Defence Left: Roberto Carlos -- Defending through pure speed only. And always wants to take free kicks when he only has one 'blast it straight at the wall' technique.
Goalkeeper: Jens Lehmann -- Super loudmouth that invented the stupid "dont pick the ball up" tactic to waste time. Always trying to con the ref that the strikers foul him as well.
Manager: Graeme Souness -- Self-proclaimed disciplinarian but his tactics are laughable.
Style of Play: Bolton -- Hey boys! Lets just pump it in and play pin ball with our heads.
posted by efarmer at 2:55:00 AM
1 Comments:
You forgot Titus Bramble.. hahaha
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