The Muppets painted the ward manila
“I say, look here, I’m sorry but there’s no room for further negotiation. Your father will have to be discharged tomorrow. He has exceeded his stay by a week and there’s no way we can allow for more extension. “
“No, but can’t you see Dr Grouch, he still can’t speak! Suppose we bring him home and we can’t manage his care?”
“There’s nothing further I can do about his trauma that’s causing his temporary speech loss. The hair balls in his stomach have been removed, including the surrounding stray ones along the oesophagus.”
In a more reassuring tone
“You don’t really have to do much anyway. Just make sure that he doesn’t go back to licking himself again. He should be fine after some counseling.”
(The children honk amongst themselves)
“ I guess he is right. We bring him home today.”
“So, today’s the day”
“yeah”
With a sigh, Jim the ventriloquist was hailed back from his holiday in sunny Batam.
“No, but can’t you see Dr Grouch, he still can’t speak! Suppose we bring him home and we can’t manage his care?”
“There’s nothing further I can do about his trauma that’s causing his temporary speech loss. The hair balls in his stomach have been removed, including the surrounding stray ones along the oesophagus.”
In a more reassuring tone
“You don’t really have to do much anyway. Just make sure that he doesn’t go back to licking himself again. He should be fine after some counseling.”
(The children honk amongst themselves)
“ I guess he is right. We bring him home today.”
“So, today’s the day”
“yeah”
With a sigh, Jim the ventriloquist was hailed back from his holiday in sunny Batam.
Louise Tay
posted by efarmer at 5:14:00 PM
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Oh no dear, i think i am influencing you to have dark humour. haha. Your post reminds me of an episode of Puppets who kill. Although i dont think Singapore will be showing that anytime soon.
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